Status Updates From Reaching Lily

Anoint me with your jazz? Are you kidding me right now?

JFC the use of both first and last names when they speak is getting old. Literally all of the characters do it.

BORING! Is there a story somewhere in this book? Because I'm 75% through and most of it has been shopping and spa dates.

Omg! Of course I pick a book that's filled with useless drivel and random unrelated character thoughts to fill up space and make it seem longer. FML

JFC this dialogue is all over the map!