Status Updates From Mythbreaker (Gods & Monster...

This made me break out in laughter.

"He saw an opportunity in the Latino market just waiting to be tapped. So he sunk all his cash into some kids up from Mexico, called them Los Amigos, got studio time, some kick ass songs, all set to record. And then Menudo happened. Fucking Menudo."

"Two Chroniclers, one leg breaker, a god, and a couple of cyborg Terminator clones who are embodiments of the Internet pile into the van."

"He bolts to the elevator, leaving a centuries-old Lithuanian goddess to duke it out with a conspiracy theory."