Status Updates From I Did Warn Her

I like the concept of this and the dramatic feel, but there's too many perspectives. I wish we were just getting the one escort, and one of the stewardesses, maybe two a pinch. I know the author was going for a sort of Below Deck feel, but so far they're too hard to keep track of; pretty much interchangeable.

So icky that all the stewardesses look exactly alike. No one ever told their employer that variety is the spice of life, I guess.