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The long worm has grown restless and frustrated with its shorter pair. Here they are, alive, together, and its pair can only speak of its birth. Some beings hatch unhappy and stay that way.

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Oh sweet frenchie take me out of my reading slump

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Gelsomina is pinned between two notions: the simplicity of an existence that has been long curated for her and an intimacy with the worms and the outside world. […] The mystery of far-off lands, marked by the secretions of other animals, now stirs more curiosity in Gelsomina due to those veritable usurpers. Virgin to experience, the worms are her first scratch at life.

Deeply weird stream of consciousness~

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lauren is on page 133 of 208

i freaking. love these idiot worms and idiot dogs and idiot people.

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picked up this book from seattle!! i am so captured by the absolute absurdity of this book; i love the worms i love gelsomina everything about this book is so joyful and it tickles me greatly

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