Status Updates From The Pepperwood Chronicles

"you tried to brainwash people into buying more oysters. Using jazz" lmao

"you tried to brainwash people into buying more oysters. Using jazz" lmao

"who the hell sends bleeding pastries?" such a President Snow thing to do lmao. Is President Snow working for Schmidth or vice versa idk

"you have any idea of how dangerous you are?"
"because of how i parallel park?" lmaooooooo same

"handwritten notes from an acccountant whose handwriting resembled a drunk spider tap dancing on a receipt roll" that's a much better description of handwriting than my boss' who just calls it "disgusting"

nick was right, pepperwood does say "ah don't" a lot. it's a very good book so far. can't wait for the shed scene lol