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ok i was wrong before, fantasy!ptolemaic empire DOES have the sibling intermarriage. it also has nightsoil carts which is a detail you never see mentioned in fantasy (let alone ya fantasy). #historicalaccuracy #parkour

oh so we're taking inspo from ptolemaic egypt. got it! does this royal family do the sibling marriage thing or no? (seems like not. just as well)

I internally cringe whenever they reference "THE WARS!" Father is off fighting in THE WARS. Reminds me of an episode of Invader Zim.

And wait, first Jess was made that she was "rescued." Now she's happy? Mkaaaaay.