Status Updates From Just Friends

Okay so 85% in and they suddenly kiss. No chemistry, she was talking about her dead aunt. And they kiss?! + randomly introducing a rude asf mom

list of unnecessary big words thus far:

p.2 “a conglomerate of pedestrians”
p.9 “i drawl with faux lethargy”
p.41 “the genesis of our friendship”
p.67 “a perturbed-looking declan”