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Benjamin Franklin, I didn’t know you were such a goat

“When there are so many forces dedicated to dividing us, how can we best hang together?”

Economy exists to create a good society

Jefferson believing in a “natural aristocracy” I feel completely negates creating America in the first place. Screw u Jefferson, u could never be my goat Ben Franklin

Fuck.

“The technology that promised to connect us found a better business model in dividing us“ shit.

Michael Sandel, you might be a goat with this “skynoxification of America”

Fuck u John Locke and ur stupid Property cornerstone. Father of modern day capitalism

What an interesting chapter. I always thought the founders had very simple views on religion, ig not

Man when they say know your history, they mean it. Abigail Adams is a goat. I’m seeing parallels from 250 years ago with John Adam’s being privately anti-slavery, but publicly, he didn’t care

I think it’s poetic and disgusting that these men condemned slavery for their politics, while having hundreds of slaves themselves

ONE FIFTH OF THE POPULATION WAS SLAVES IN 1776???!?!!!!?

This dick just said “when they said created equal, they didn’t mean it” I HATE IT HERE BURN IT ALL DOWN

“I cannot but laugh… We know better than to repel our masculine systems” That’s the most disrespectful line I’ve ever heard

Ok yeah I was right. Self-evident was made to build a sense of worthiness

Historians will call them roommates and philosophers

When Franklin changed the wording to “self evident”, I believe he was trying to not only drive away religion, but also make the people reading the declaration feel sure of THEMselves. Think that they’re worthy

While there is free religion in America, the declaration mentions “the creator”