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Also getting really frustrated by the dialogue-explanation ping pong going on here.

“I couldn’t morphiphy.”
Main character explains what the concept of morphiphying is and its deep roots in their convo partner’s culture.
“How did you cope?”
“I went on spruminga!”
Main character explains the concept of spruminga for two paragraphs.

It’s exhausting.

“Changelings not only adopted the appearance of the creature they changed into, but they also gained some of their natural abilities and powers…”

“On the flip side, they also adopted their weaknesses. A Changeling Minotaur would have the low intelligence associated with their race…”

Really hoped we were going to avoid this fantasy trope…

I screamed out loud this book just said "merman eggs, or meggs," in real life im actually doing back flips laughing