Status Updates From The Deceivers (Murder Room)

I guess I shoulda read -- and believed -- the blurb. This is a woman's book, a Harlequin Romance. It's hard to believe there's a market for this stuff. But then, there's a market for The Oprah Winfrey Show (1986-2011) and The View (1997- ) and people go to Taylor Swift concerts and watch basketball and play golf and I bet there are The Love Boat re-runs ... so ....

This is incredibly boring. Unusually boring. It must be hard to write something this boring.