Status Updates From One Aladdin Two Lamps

I love Winterson -- I've had a WoW character named after her for decades! -- but this is just not working for me. It's very different than what the blurb suggests, and if this is criticism, like the subject label in the book's back corner says, then it's political, not literary, and even then, it mostly just reads like the a series of op-eds in the local newspaper... so far.

"the bromance between Gilgamesh, the wealthy metrosexual, and Enkidu, the wild man"