Status Updates From The Lottery Winner Widows Club

Oh my life, this woman!! As wet as a puddle, dithering and waffling, I'm the same bloody age and I'm procuring One Direction members gig tickets, running, telling people who are annoying me to fuck off and having pink tips put in my hair, not panicking over if I should or shoud not wear a bloody cardigan, putting up with one unemployed dickhead child living in my shed and another running my life! Losing the will ...