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“I don’t understand.” His eyes are on Primrose and Charm, on the place where their hands are joined together so tightly they look like a single creature.
“Well, Harold,” I say gently. “They’re lesbians.” The Prince stares back at me with the dull, suspicious squint of a man who has been mocked on previous occasions by words he doesn’t know.

So… yeah hahaha

Omg, that metaphor was simple…exquisite…also, is this sapphic? Because I’m eating this hole thing up…and I’m here for it

“I gave you the hope that when you wake you will be forgotten, no longer a princess but merely a woman, and freer for it. The hope that the world might grow kinder while you sleep.”

FUCKING HELL THIS IS THE PRINCESSES TALES THAT I LOVED SO MUCH AS A CHILD AND REALLY UNDERSTOOD AS AN ADULT

OMFG THIS HAS THE REAL SLEEPING BEAUTY TALEEEEEEEEEE I’M SCREAMING SO LOUD

“Even among the other nerds who majored in folklore, Sleeping Beauty is
nobody’s favorite. Romantic girls like Beauty and the Beast; vanilla girls like
Cinderella; goth girls like Snow White. Only dying girls like Sleeping Beauty.”

OH, IAM GOING TO LOVE THIS SO MUCH 👌🏽