Status Updates From Adrift

I’m sitting here like, “PEGGY, GIRL, WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR.... with my shoes already on like 🏃🏾‍♀️💨 “BYE!” 👋🏾🖕🏾✌🏽

I’m over here like......GIRL, STOP ANNOUNCING THE ESCAPE PLAN! 🙄🤦🏾‍♀️Don’t tell Drew what you’re gonna do. JUST. DO. IT. 🤐🚪
Every time she tells him her next move, I’m ready to reach through these headphones. 😩🎧📚

Awwwww lawd🫣 did this mofo kill her mother because she just found a eulogy that he wrote🕵🏽‍♀️👀

Peggy is starting to wake up. Samson is still clueless. And Drew is over there doing Drew-ass things. 😒Train wreck in slow motion 🚂💥

GIRL, STOP TELLING THIS MAN YOUR NEXT MOVE! 😩🤦🏾‍♀️ Internalize EVERYTHING and keep your mouth shut until you can leave this mofo! 🚤🙄

Samson, your mama didn’t leave you, she was ADMITTED. There’s a difference! 😒 One day you’ll grow up and leave her, so… 🤷🏾‍♀️💔

Damn 😩 this boy just misses his mama. 💔 Now I’m over here feeling bad as hell for Samson. But honestly, this might be good for Samson and Peggy. Maybe they both need this time apart. 🙄🥺

SAMSON!!! 😑 I’m begging you, FIGHT BACK! Pick up SOMETHING because these boys have officially worn out my patience! 🧱🍾🏏a brick a bottle or a bat damn 😑

🎧: I was CONFUSED as hell. 🙈😂 Regrouped, refocused, and BACK ON TRACK! 👀🚤

I’m watching Drew like: Sir, trauma may explain the behavior, but it does NOT get you a free pass for the bullshit. 👀😒

🎧🙄🚤 I’m still getting settled in, but the vibes already feel a little… off. 👀