Status Updates From The Boatman

Maybe I'm just biased from all my hours playing Hades and Hades II, but I don't know if I'd try this hard to avoid Charon lolol.

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Also, if the captain has been dead the whole time, how come he hasn’t rotted or decayed or something?

“”That man is chasing someone on the Maria Calypso. Bllly, at least, but he’s not after us. You and I were safe the whole time.”
“That whole time,” Walt repeated.”
YALL- did I miss something? Didn’t the doc tell everyone that the captain had a heart attack and HAD BEEN DEAD THE WHOLE TIME?! Why would they think Death’s after all of them?!

“”It means we could have stopped running anytime we wanted to. Our time isn’t up yet.””
DUHHHHHHH wdym you thought he’d just pick you off one by one even if it wasn’t y’all’s time? He’s Death, not a serial killer omfg guys

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So their birthdays are passing, but are they actually aging?

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DAMN

Ok wait, so are they immortal on this ship? If Kaye is now a great-grandmother, and thinks about outliving her descendants, does that mean nobody is aging?

“”We had to do something. We’re sitting ducks out here.””
By choice, mind you. I still don’t quite understand this incredibly far-fetched idea, but to act like they NEEDED to do anything is wild. What y’all could’ve done was, idk, chuck the captain off the boat. He’s the one the Boatman wants anyway

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“”It might actually be possible to cheat death. We could live forever.”
“Or as long as this boat lasts,” Walt said.“
Yeah WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? What type of off-the-cuff, bullshit plan is this? BITCH I WANNA GO HOME, NOT CHEAT DEATH! And live forever? What’s the point of living forever if we have to stay on a damn cruise ship forever?

Ok so the Boatman is probs there for Captain Prescott, and the pain he was feeling was a heart attack. Prescott has been dead this whole time, but since the Boatman can’t get to him he’s been going on as if he’s not.
Prescott knew what the Boatman was, bc he told Amanda to shoot it. Why?

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