Status Updates From Одіссея (Фрай, #4)

I will fall in love with youuuu over and over again
I don't care how, where, or when
No matter how long it's been, you're miiiiine
Don't tell me you're not the same person
You're always my husband, and I've been waaaaiting, waaaaaiting 🎶
Penelopeeeeee 💫

"You just can’t be straight, can you, you crooked old devil? Never tell the truth if you can think of a good lie first. Twisted as ram’s-horn. Oh, Odysseus, you rogue, you trickster, you huckster, you charlatan, you cheat, you devious two-faced fraud. You sly, scheming swindler. So clever, but not clever enough to recognize your guardian and inspiration?"