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I can tell this narrator isn't from USA, and the mix of accents is really distracting for me. She does a great job of the other characters (besides the Norwegian that sounds Russian), but she says "I'm" like "im" instead of "eye-m" and it's driving me nuuuttsssss. This book is pretty boring. It's like a stretched out short story, and just goes on and on and on....

How many times are we going to be reminded that everything gets cleaned after use, and that we "leave it as we find it"?!