Status Updates From The Confidence-Man: His Mas...

It is of the utmost importance in this rotten world to have friends

This is going very slowly because my brain is in the process of becoming a sober brain instead of a extremely drunk 24/7 brain. So it's like I'm trying to ride the bicycle but I keep tipping over. My brain legs just can't remember how to keep up correctly. Dystonia of the mind, etc. I am tired. Too tired. Like a bicycle. A bicycle that can't go.

Candidey! Condeedee? I miss being beautiful and witty and agile and in short alive. I can't believe how fast I am dying and I can't believe no doctor will save me. I am going home sooner than anticipated. I will be glad to. My progress on this book is slowing down because I'm going blind? I can only see out of one eye and only partially. No idea what that's about. Sucks though

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Charitables vs Grifters! choose ur team!! Americans are so, uh, Dynamic a people.