Status Updates From Notice Me, Jameson Hart

I think it's cool when the main couple only starts interacting halfway through the book

"I've been reading them, Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda. Cemetery Boys. Even went back to get The Fault in Our Stars. They're all good."

One of these things is not like the other.

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“Maybe if I hide behind the shelf and pretend to be deeply engrossed in–I glance at the spine–The Gentleman’s Guide to Vice and Virtue. Perfect. Nothing says “please don’t talk to me” like intently studying a book about historical gay adventures.”

it's always a good tactic to reference better books in the book you're currently writing

come on dude, Hamilton and Dear Evan Hansen in 2026? be fr

42 pages in and this is the first mention of Jameson Hart. That's weird, right?

ngl that entire first chapter was unnecessary lol

i cannot stress how fucking boring this book is. 40% in and he’s spoken to the ‘love interest’ TWICE… TWICE.
they’re all 18 but genuinely speak and act like 13 year olds. i hate it here.

this is so buns