Status Updates From City of Iron and Ivy

I am engrossed.

OH MY GOD SHE NAMED THE BABY AFTER PERCIVAL I’M GONNA CRY 🥹😭💔

i’m so fucking glad Silas died lmfao, no more of his melancholia 🥳

if u have to beg ur mans to pick u over his dead ex and say cringe shit like “i’m right here” then is he really urs?? elswyth is such a badass fmc except for when it comes to silas 😩 come on girl stand up!!!

not Silas saying Elswyth buying clothes made by slaves is the same as him helping her sister get kidnapped and mutilated 😂 he’s so funny, telling her to single-handedly fight systemic oppression. wtf is he smoking 😂😂😂

Somebody get Silas a dictionary that defines being a knowing bystander as still being complicit

this is why the dead ex trope is *jean ralphio voice* the woooooorssssttttt

What if the Reaper is actually Gall and he only married Elswyth to throw her off his scent :o

Uncle Percival the goat 😭💔 he and Kehinde deserved a HEA noooooo

ofc the reaper is Silas lmao…soooo Elswyth fucked her sister’s murderer?? 🫩 gross

So he knowingly took her virginity - in a society that literally labels experienced girlies whores and makes them pariahs - and then tells her he can’t be with her. Idc what his self loathing says, this is an asshole move. If you know you can’t be with her then why ruin her future?? MF DIDN’T EVEN PULL OUT like what if she gets pregnant HELLO ARE YOU STUPID SILAS

Honestly if I wanted to listen to a dude tell me about his dead wife’s necklace that he wore while we fucked I’d check myself into a senior living home bc why tf would I ever wanna be in this situation???

You’re rly gonna tell me a virgin orgasmed from pure penetration alone during her first time ever having sex??? Bruh

Absolutely none of their interactions have enough weight to culminate in Silas declaring that naked, disfigured Elswyth is “the most divine creature [he has] ever seen” like there is just noooooo way

I’d buy it if they spent more time together working towards a common goal or something but they’ve actually only had like 4 convos can we bffr or is fast enamorment a Victorian thing??

ALSO WHO LORE DUMPS ABOUT DEAD EX WIVES IN THE MIDDLE OF SEX WITH A NEW PARTNER