Status Updates From The Wicked Sea

wait what? I'm so confused, and not really in a good way

...what? gingerbread houses?

""Yeah, well, you're a jackass.""
STOP HAVING YOUR GIRLBOSS MOMENT WITH A QUIP! PLEASE COME UP WITH SOMETHING BETTER TO SAY

"Still alive, somehow. Undoubtedly, the sorcerer's doing." no shit bc yall have spent the last 25 minutes yapping

ngl this is really dragged out
also, wrong about the Mortem part, but right about the Vila part

brooooo the villainous monologue is crazzyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

I thought she was shackled to the floor? Did she magically break through them and it's just not said in the book, and that's how she manages to "launch herself at him"?

PLUS - CALLING IT = Zephyra is Vila reincarnated, and Arion might be Mortem if he gets the heart, or he is Mortem and he'll still get the heart bc it's his, too.

btw it's been said that Arion has seconds to live, and yet we've spent canonically at least five minutes talking here

so the Death Cult was Vasiliev and several of his crew who had discovered the sorcerer, not Abysses. he made a deal w/ them that they could all live by eating their fellow crew and they became the sorcerer's eyes in Mortia, his "power on land."

yeah wait if the bond isn't there anymore, how was it that he couldn't breathe while Zephyra was being strangled?

""You-you fucking dick!""
Girl, really? That's the line we come up with when facing the big bad at the end?

“The five of us”? What happened to the rest of the crew that followed them down there?

so where did the water go? if Zephyra essentially folded it over and over again, wouldn't she be constantly holding it back? unless the water is just gone, and somewhere else. this should be explained better, bc this would give us an idea of just how powerful Zephyra is. Otherwise, she's holding it and we're just not told, or an entire ocean's water has disappeared to somewhere else.

“”She’s being sarcastic, you twat.””
Why is Vesper now spelling shit out for us and
other characters now?