Status Updates From Vybrat si Tea (Klikeiňané, #1)

Am I currently on a month long streak of reading only alien romance smut? Yes. Do I eat it up every time? UH HUH

Calling it: Xoris was the one who bought her. He was scowling at her in the beginning bc she got away, he made sure the other male in the meeting wouldnt get her and offered to house her, he comes to Theos house to stir trouble

Al principio lo sentí largo y tedioso, hasta que llegaron a encontrarse Theo y Jade, y ahora lo estoy disfrutando demasiadoooo.

This dude goes "she's clearly a SPY how do I break her, I need a diabolical plan, she needs to SUFFER"
The plan: I'm gonna tell her husbands have to give their wife a massage every night, that'll make her crack
Also the plan: I'm gonna let her order any/all clothes she wants and cook her tasty food, she'll confess everything

I'm loving this book so much more than I was expecting. I think I might prefer it to Ice Planet Barbarians even! 🫢