Status Updates From Death Meets Cute

- [ ] Plans to kill him once her sister’s leave, but at least he can do the housework in the meantime
- [ ] He organized her tea alphabetically - WIFE HIM!
-Iris’ sister Magic also failing
-He doesn’t remember anything before meeting her
-He named her chickens 🤣
-Black cat girlfriend, golden retriever boyfriend energy
-She has to teach him how to growl 🤣
-Did someone do a revenge spell on the sisters?

- [ ] “Love the life you live…and destroy those who get in your way.”
- [ ] Iris not doing great at being a solo witch or villain
- [ ] She needs to find a new bodyguard
- [ ] See’s love in her future through tea leaves, which she does NOT want!
- [ ] An injured half-orc shows up at her door and passes out

I think I’d do much better with fantasy in audio if it were in first person 🤔

- [ ] Dedication: “For everyone who’s ever thought a hedgehog might be a good companion.” So this must be written for me!
- [ ] Iris - witch, hedgehog familiar!
- [ ] Sisters: Poppy & Dahlia
- [ ] See discord through false prophecy
- [ ] The Macbeth witches?
- [ ] Starts with the sisters arguing & splitting up