Status Updates From Fool's Gold (Mis-shapes #2)

Oh no. I am going to die. "With an obscene, long lick of his hot tongue, Gerald cleans the tears and snot from my cheeks." Literally gagging right now.

“What, this thing, you mean? You want to take a closer look? Are you a size queen, Alaric? Do you like them big?” “I like my men like I like my curtains. Well hung." 🤮 Nope. Noppedy. Nope. I do not like it.

*gag* I never want to read about lucking snot from someone's face again. Especially when I was eating at the time.

Enjoying this so far.

Well, I fear that I may love Gerald now. What a journey 🥹

Okay…Gerald’s growing on me. 🙃

Man, Gerald is being a dick 😆

I barely remembered him from book 1, but good grief, his animosity towards Alaric is obnoxious.