Status Updates From Dead Weight

OHHHHHH MYYYYY GOSHHHHH!!!!! OMG OMG OMG! The arms on the edge of the bathtub are diabolical!

Bruh. She's getting her dream promotion and the first thought in her mind as she goes to shake his hand is, "I wonder if I would be able to chop it off (his finger) in a single fluid swing with one of my knives." UNFUCKINGHINGED MAM'! Shessssh. This bitch is crazy, but why do I kind of like her? Haha.

This author does not have a good reputation when it comes to cats. They better be okay in this one.

Alright. Fuck it. Just kill Ragnar.

The prologue did me in. I am hooked. Anticipation is running through my veins. Let's see who this crazy Bitch kills!! Woooo.

ahhhhhhhh