Status Updates From Rasputin Swims the Potomac

“Democrats…. just can't stop huffing that 1990s neoliberal glue.”

“The gun being in essence a murder device, ownership would necessarily entail a rearrangement of your moral furniture, a prioritization of self over the competing claims of eight billion of your fellow humans. … Maybe it comes down to this: He just doesn't want to give his money to that triumphantly blowhard sector of the white-supremacist economy.”