Status Updates From Abyss

"It's his first day at the new job tomorrow and he's going to feel like shit. He needs to be in at nine, looking presentable and ready to go. That's in six hours. No--five hours and forty five minutes. Which means he needs to be up in four and a half hours to catch the bus. Which means if he falls asleep in the next thirty minutes he'd get four hours of sleep. Is that enough?" WHAT A MOOD MY GUY! We've all been there