Status Updates From Scandal of the Summer

going to genuinely hoot and holler if we get to actually do pirate shit with the crew

i screamed he scram we scroomed

I can’t read the words “bone” and “superior officer” in the same chapter and not think of captain holt

wtf KILL THIS MAN

“She cleared her throat, and he joined go, and oh, she felt like a soap bubble, thin and floating. Her heart was in her throat as she looked at him, and worse— Far worse. She feared her heart was in her eyes.”

I will say, historical romances aren’t usually my jam, but I’ll give this one the benefit of the doubt.