Status Updates From Man of My Dreams: A Novel

This is getting a little silly… feels like it’s trying to be romance+thriller, but it’s actually neither.

It’s that point in the story where the villain monologues their whole plan to the victim. Let’s wrap it up

I can’t even get myself to feel bad bc who told your dumbass to start a fire when you could’ve just ran? Rocks for brains.

This is an extremely dramatic reaction btw

I already figured, but this is so ridiculous. It might’ve hit more if I hadn’t already seen this exact plot line a million and one times. This is just Everything, Everything (The Caucasian Edition) with a sprinkle of vv obvious “suspense”.