Status Updates From The Fake Divination Offense...

Listen shouting "Sabrina Carpenter" in an almost empty room is not good for your ears.

This sucks! Made-up gods but real people. So unnecessary. Deeply irritating.

*Sigh* let's accept it for now because I did like Orok in book one.

Using Queen? Dude, come on... Just leave real people and bands out of your very much a fantasy world.

Maybe it was meant as tongue in cheek but it does not work for me.

Maybe I should eat 🫪

Everything is going way too well for there to be this little book left.

Ace overwhelm. Bye.

Ugh I just don’t like when one MC makes a joke about/teases the other with finding someone else to hook up/flirt with if they don’t do something 🙄. I get it. It’s teasing. But it’s icky to me.