Status Updates From Sinners Anonymous (German E...

“Shame.”
I turn. “What is?”
“I was looking forward to listening to your call. I never could stand uncle Alberto.”

😂😂😂

“I swear to God, Rory. You better know how to fly, because if you fall, I’m coming with you.”

He came backkkk

“Out of all my sins, you’re my favorite.”

Angelo Visconti isn’t a knight in shining armor, he’s a monster in an Armani suit.

And we love it

“You know, I think I have the matching bra somewhere,” I say dryly.
“Uh, yeah. Can I, um, get it back?”
“No, it’s a souvenir.”
“Of what?” she whispers thickly.
“Of the time I almost fucked the hottest girl I’ve ever met.”

What line?

Fuck, she’s annoying. Fuck, she’s hot.

😂😂😂

“You’re wearing sunglasses too. What’s your excuse?”
“How else am I meant to check out your ass without getting caught?”

😂😂😂

“Because seeing you in your engagement dress is hard enough. But seeing you in your wedding dress?” A growl vibrates deep within me. I tighten my grip. “That’ll be fucking torture.”

I wOnT cRoSs the LiNe😂

“You find it hard to be good.”
My gaze drops to her mouth. The need to run a finger over my bottom lip makes my hands itch. 
“Impossible.”

God just start a war for her already