Status Updates From The Fake Divination Offense...

is it really dusty in here or it just these two best friends seeing each other for who they are and being the soft place to land that’s making me cry???

Their chemistry is sooooo good

I’m usually the world’s biggest hater of possessive “they’re mine” type mmcs but this is different bc it’s actually built on a healthy foundation of mutual trust and ACTIVE WILLING CONSENT from the other party!! Instead of toxic macho self absorbed posturing bs.

Unabashed mutual obsession >>>

what if I die tomorrow and I’m still a virgin?? you wouldn’t let that happen…would you 🥺

Pleasantly surprised by how much more I’m enjoying this compared to the first one, and cautiously optimistic that this’ll continue

Kind of find it hard to believe that in a world with magic like this they don’t have a way to spell NDAs to ensure they’re upheld

I mean, we saw him do the same thing to you last book so like…it rlly wasn’t that uneven

I should be locking in on finishing tlg instead but ik the second I pick that back up I won’t be able to stop until I’ve finished it

If I had a nickel for every romance book I’ve read this month where a mmc smelled like apples, I’d have two nickels- which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice

if there isn’t a bit of light stalking and at least one incendiary device, was it even the best date of your life?

“who finds antagonism sexy?” …well Orok I have a feeling you’re about to find out

Ok Sarah Raash with this dirty talk