Status Updates From Vampires at Sea

Oh my God are these vampires actually on a cruise

Unexpected change of tone, more than welcome, gives the right impression the narrator is indeed a centuries old creature, and a predator
Hugh is annoying af tho

Love the queer normativity, but the tone is a bit too quirky for my taste

still very confused. difficult to finish

i don’t really know what’s going on tbh😬 smut also is lame lmao

We're actually not entirely prepared for an orgy. I can't believe we overlooked this eventuality; of course there's an orgy aboard the discount queer Black Sea cruise full of polyamorous influencers.

lmao

I wonder what ever happened to him. Well, besides getting old and dying. Assorted paramours come and go, our nest of sorrow and lust is here to stay.

This is unusual but I like the rhythm of the prose. The vampire couple remind me of Norah and Erik from True Blood, if they decided to go on a gay cruise and party and fuck each other and eat people.

What do any of these characters find attractive about each other?

Girl, dump him.