Status Updates From My Brilliant AI Boyfriend

who’s she gonna pick😓

This is why “enemies” to lovers doesn’t work in modern romance because he is yelling at her and calling her “an idiot” - gross. I’m hoping this is like a British thing like where the C word isn’t quite as bad there as it is here because he’s approaching obnoxious and dead wife aside, you don’t get to be a jerk.

This chick is me 😆 romanticizing staying in a castle like a “romance heroine”, she sleeps with a stuffy, will fight to the death over copies of her favorite book, socially awkward, fantasizing about the library with the “beauty and the beast” ladders. It me.

honestly i’m already cringed out… what is those girl doinggg