Status Updates From Safari Murder Party

So far a very classic Gen Z “I hate you with some romantic tension” book. Absolutely perfect PTO read.

So glad Jackie was able to let Fletcher & Waylon have their emotional betrayal convo before she knocked Waylon out

The safari is so extraneous to the plot….this murderous company retreat could take place in the Swiss Alps or mf Mason Hall and the function would be the same (entertaining background for trapping people in a setting with objects that can kill people)

Fletcher’s fight/“betrayal” of Waylon is coming and I do not feel bad for her…you had it coming girl! Could have told him ASAP but noOo he’s your eNeMy

We did not enter the safari until at LEAST the 50% mark

I know more about this fictional company’s corporate hierarchy than I would ever care to know

The FMC is whiny…the MMC smirks and makes banter and smirks some more…god help me

For a Safari Murder Party this is an awful lot of Fletcher Complaining In Her Internal Monologue And Being A Pushover

“My boss had the same chaotic energy as Colonel Mustard” oh brother here we go

I have no shame. I selected this because of the title mixed with the fact that I work in corporate Hell. Enjoying it so far!

Forgot to update yesterday night.

Starting off strong with a quote from the most dangerous game let’s goooo

Pausing for now, but this is wiiiiiiiilllllllld!!

Welp 🫠 that’s definitely one way to ensure you are officially retired. Dang 😂

AHHHHHHH!!!!!
I GOT THE ARC!
I’m jumping in immediately 😍😍😍