Status Updates From A Match Made in Hell

“He died in icy water, and I put him in the coldest place imaginable with no promise I’d let him out, and he sat there and waited. When he didn’t have to.” MY FUXKING HEART.

OH MY FUCKING GOD. IM IN LOVE WITH THIS MAN. LIKE ACTUALLY.

I understand. I support. I love a girl standing on business. But I BEG for a happy ending with romance bc my fucking heart hurts right now

I CALLED IT

I just want to remind the audience that this is a romance and it’s supposed to be a romance and if it breaks my fucking heart im coming for you author

IM SELFISHHHHHHHHHHH I WANT YOU ALL TO MYAELF I SWEARRRRRR YOU DONT NEED NOBODY ELSE I SWEARRRRR I WANT YOU ALL TO MYAELF BC IM SELFISH YEAHHHHHH

LMAOOOOOOO BRO THIS SHIT WOULD HAVE ME PASSING THE TASK IMMEDIATELY BC I WOULD DIE FROM EMBARRASSMENT AT HIM FUCKING SWERVING ME HOLY SHIT 😭😭😭😭😭

THERES NOTHING BADDER THAN A BITCH WHO DOESNT KNOW HOW TO KEEP HER MOUTH SHUT YES GIRL TEMPT HIM AS MUCH AS HES TEMPTING YOU

I’m so emotionally invested in this book that I fear if my earlier theory (that I didn’t put here bc ik you’re gonna read this tyasia) is true, my heart won’t handle the way it’s gonna shatter

TWILIGHT REFERENCE ???? IN THIS ECONOMY???? ICONIC

Bro this book is genuinely everything I’ve been yearning for in a romance and more

BITCH IM GIDDY AS HELL LIKE IM THE MF MAIN CHQRATCER AND HES MISSING ME

Girl idk what else to tell you other than there’s no fucking ring and I’m 99% sure your bff and bf are fucking

Girl……. Now is NOT the time stop pissing me off

“And what if who I was out there isn’t who I want to be?”

AWWWWWW ITS OKAY BABY I CAN GVIE YOU BETTER THINGS TO CRY ABOUT

GIRL THIS SHIT IS BANGER ASFUCK CHAPTER 18 UNDEFEATED RIGHT NOW

AHHHHHHHH ABSOLUTELY FREAKING THE FUCK OUT ABOUT THIS MAN OH MY GOD

I’m gonna be so for real. There’s no way this book is getting 5 stars if this bitch goes out and does some embarrassing shit. Like girl make him jealous don’t go embarrass yourself