Status Updates From ブルーロック 35 [Blue Lock 35]

Line out of context: "You're dripping with unfulfilled desire aren't you!?"

I keep forgetting that they have earbuds that can just translate any language you hear in real time. I imagine there is possibly similar technology that exists today. Still unbelievable that it was developed in this story though for the sole purpose of playing soccer with people in different countries.

ISAGI CALM THE HELL DOWN

wtf is a midfielder save me

literally how does isagi and rin blushing and smirking whilst peeing into a urinal add to the story whatsover
genuinely

okay why are rin and isagi peeing together...
knsr was this really nesseccary

"hyuk hyuk" I GO YOUNGKEUKEU

"ive yearned for you yoichi" LITERALLY EVERYONE SHIPS KIIS YOU CANT CHANGE MY MIND.

i love kaiser sm ive never met someone who spams the s word as much as me ESPECIALLY when it doesnt make sense in that context.

when asked about gods and deities and omnipotence, isagi started with "i met bachira.." NOW TELL ME IF THAT ISNT BACHISAGI IMPLICATIONS.

why does nagi look malnourished i cant :((((

why are the french collecting fifteen yr olds

saes so beautifu with his bangs out omg

RAHHHHHHH OH MY GOSH KAISER AND SAE WITH HIS BANGS OUT ON THE SAME PAGE? OH MY GOSH

SHIDOU CRUMBS YESSSSSS

plotsagi... IM JOKING
i dont like him tho greedy mf

bro rin and sae were neglected as children, nagi has depression, yukimiya is going blind, chigiri is going to tear his ACL,
and isagis biggest problem is that his mum doesnt cook him what he wants for dinner bro worst mmc ever pls

i didnt appreciated sae enough when he was actually in the story

auther talking abt "will you support isagi thru everything" I DONT EVEN SUPPORT HIM RN. THAT BOY HAS TO GO BRO

i genuinly dont see anyone in blue lock as having genders cus like they all look like buff women to me icl
chigiri and onazi are NOT men

literally the only thing that has remained constant for these 300 chapters is bachisagi