Status Updates From Doppelbänger

So confusing with all the sci-fi shit and keeping up which chapter is which August 🤣 But at least the romance seems to start!

Also, the shooter?? Maybe a third August or something, as they weren't affected by the stopping of time

Ah, it was not Bon Jovi, but Non Jovi the cover artist 😭😭

Fucking Bon Jovi 😭😭 So unexpected

I need a low concept palate cleanser after this cause warm coke-reality destroyers plus the alien first encounter mates novel plus yakuza lacrose/hockey/bitching-off trauma city is eating all the last of my brain cells like apple pie on thanksgiving — there ain’t nothing left in here for me to think with

‘i’m never going back. my life has meaning. loving august. caring for august. being loved by the other half of me. maybe we are impossible. but that doesn’t make us any less right.’ 😭

‘three hundred and eighty two universes. even i didn’t know exactly how many there were.’ holy fuck. that is diabolical.

‘asshole august comes crashing down a few metres away, and i glance over in horror to discover who threw him. it’s an august. *another goddamn august*’ this whole scene is literally that one pointing spiderman meme 😭😂😂😂

‘that’s not asshole august. it’s a new august.’ ANOTHA ONE ☝🏼

Side-eyeing this... Been a whole lot of days since I started reading. Will I make it back? Will I???

‘things could not possibly be worse. the level of fucked we are is astounding, outdone only by the level of don’t-give-a-fuck that radiates from this group.’ they’re actually all fucking insane 😂😭

‘there’s a mad scramble for stability, everyone trying to find their footing amongst a tangle of augusts, one of whom can’t do a thing but roll into everyone else with his hands restrained.’ for the love of GOD, can someone PLEASE take off the non jovi restraints! 😂

‘“you fucking idiot!” the sound breaks us apart. august reels back just in time for me to see assassin august flop down on the floor, his hands still tied behind his back.’ 😂😭 the emotional whiplash this book is giving me 😭😭

STOP IT! OR I’M GOING TO KMS 😭😭😭