Status Updates From Bromantasy

WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!??!! i knew that loser couldn’t be trusted 😒😒

I DON’T TRUST THIS PRINCE‼️

‘once a teacher at the village school had told juniper she was so proud of him, and he’d promptly decided he wouldn’t do any more schoolwork that whole year, just to prove he didn’t care that she was proud of him.’ oh my GOD i did something similar 😭 what is even the science behind that???

‘and raised his fists, ready to fight six men, seven horses, and the bright late summer sun if he had to.’ fighting is what got you into this mess in the first place! chill out!

‘“you’re going to fight a dragon with a knife?” juniper asked in disbelief. “we’re fucked.”’ 😂

this mans’ nemesis is called bill. BILL 😂😭

‘the way mo had left that very first year, when juniper had been young enough and stupid enough to think that mo would be the one person who would never leave.’ BRO?! 😭 I SAID MAKE ME LAUGH! NOT MAKE ME SAD!

this better make me laugh, i swear to GOD 🫪

Oh my God he just made a horrible mistake. I can feel it

How many mentions of cheese is too much? Would you say 90? This book is only 350 pages btw.

Mo is pretty based and sexy.
Juniper is a lot. Also, he has quite the love affair with cheese.

Omg I can't. The main mmc is like 28 (I think) and omg he's so like..pathetic it seems like he's acting like he's a baby / cant do anything for himself when he's literally ALMOST THIRTY. Oh please save me 😭because literally what is this

Juniper is definitely an acquired taste lol. Self esteem issues? Check. Takes everything as a personal attack? Check. Alcoholic with daddy issues? Check.

This is kind of not great :,(

Things are finally happening