Status Updates From Tied In Tentacles

This has been pretty cute if you totally discount any realism of an alien appearing human enough to pass the way Eteriion is, but that reveal The scene was so poorly done I literally would have thought it was a spoof but... nope. That's really the way the author decided to play it? Not only was it a complete 180 to Eteriion's previous stance about not revealing himself, but now I'm seriously considering DNFing.