Status Updates From Compound Fracture

Also this book is not pulling any motherfucking punches even in the beginning what the hell

Miles better slime Eddie first because why is this fucking rapist creep (Eddie) who likes gore and KILLING DOGS WHAT THE FUCK??? Using my other preferred name. Get out, Eddie, and I hope you get killed first in this book. (Noah better get slimed too BECAUSE WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU KILLED A GIRLS DOG BECAUSE SHE REJECTED YOU?) This Noah puts all Noahs in a bad light, which is sad cuz Hello Sunshine has the best Noah ever

"These days, I save the effort for the people that matter. Like my teachers, or my boss. If it means I'm an antisocial asshole to everyone else, I'll take it. At least I'm an antisocial asshole that don't break down in tears every day after school."


HEY DID YOU HAVE TO CALL ME OUT ON CRYING EVERY DAU AFTER SCHOOL BECAUSE SOCIALIZING IS SO EXHAUSTING??? DON'T CALL ME OUT I DON'T LIKE IT!!!!

"If I promise you that this book has a happy ending, does that make it better? Does that make any of it easier to swallow?"

ANDREW WHY IS YOUR AUTHORS NOTE SO OMINOUS ANDREWWW????? I SWEAR ANDREW IF THIS BOOK MAKES ME CRY I'M COMING FOR YOUR SOUL

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