Status Updates From The Witch Who Chases the Sun

me- omg yay were bringing back anne
me- wait no what are you doing NO

the lesbian urge to commit necromancy and bring your autistic girlfriend back from the dead

WAIT. is the town full of ghosts/spirits??? IS EVERYONE DEAD???

im really relating a lot to Anne in this book. Just typical autistic lesbian things of being Haunted by the Horrors, Insomnia and Incurable Grouchiness

me 🤝🏻 anne: grumpy and scary

its the autism AND the lesbianism

Naomi just got fed to her moms ghost??? and Anne is Not Anne??? who did it?? but doesn't remember doing it??? was she POSSESSED??????

I am DEEPLY enjoying Anne's character in this book. ugh I love bitter and cranky autstic coded lesbians. give me 10 of them immediately

page 2 of the witch who chases the sun and we already have jars of body parts. okay!

What in the Scarlet Witch is happening here

“The Oracle of Barberry Castle, who rejected her family’s legacy by plucking her own eyes out so she could forget the cursed Sight that saw into the future.”

Girl what

‘“I feel like I am obligated to let you know, Annie,” Chely interjects, sounding slightly sheepish, “that cup you’re using is the one I usually use for necromancy.”

Anne pauses before immediately dumping the entire measuring cup into the fire.’

Um

‘“He’s one of those people who are gifted at things they did not like to do and terrible at the things they did want to do.”

“Just like you,” Maev said poignantly.

“I don’t know what you mean,” Chely said.’

Relatable

‘“The Chalice was used by Brutus Barberry in the First War as an execution tool for alchemists,” Maev murmured. “Anne didn’t know that, so I understand why she didn’t throw it away. I hear the ghosts talking. Ark’s parents were killed by that chalice. The captain doesn’t have the heart to tell you. It’s kind of messed up that you’re using it like a teakettle.”’

👁️👄👁️

“...Brutus Barberry massacred Aixauhan alchemists in the thousands, all by himself. It is said he brought back tons of plants from where he murdered innocents and planted them around The Barberry Castle like trophies. It is also rumoured he took human specimens with him. Hid their bones under the plants that eventually became red after drinking in the blood from them.”

Is her grandpa Netanyahu???

‘“...The Yamalans are not humans. They are deceptive creatures. They are merely pretending to be humans.”

Anne blinked. “That is what you always say,” she screeched. “But if human nature is so abhorrent, why would anyone want to become one? You’re contradicting yourself, Grandpa.”’

Is her grandpa related to Trump or

“The man had a huge hole in his chest. Chunks of flesh and meat detached from the rest of his torso, falling to the ground like rotten fruits from a tree.”

Ewwww

“A generation of magicians who learned hatred at camps like these, not knowing their true enemy was not the outsider, but their own families who would sacrifice them as soldiers in the name of the Crown for a pointless cause.”

Jesus this is depressing

“Cai-Li would someday come to say how one views others is a mirror, that it shows no quality of those one looks down upon, but rather a projection of who one perceives oneself to be.”

I like this