Status Updates From Sex of the Midwest: A Novel...

when the hot dog vendor at the local farmers market shows up at your house and asks if he can wash your hair, you say yes... what other answer is there?

"she clicked the link immediately. she clicked it joyfully. she clicked it ecstatically and with full cognizance of the multiple warnings from the lone IT guy who served the whole county government and could not convince them to use two-factor authentication even if it made them a sitting target for ransomware. Bring on the ransomware! was Loretta's attitude."