Status Updates From ILY (Deaf Hearts, #2)

Woooow the FBI really think Leaf is talking about a human that is name Michael but in reality Leaf is talking about a Groundhog lol

Hold hold im try to get myself together Leaf is killing like im dead im totally dead he was like "I’ve lost my fucking mind. I let out an unhinged laugh because of course I have. I know that. My aunt’s old house knows it. Her ghost knows it. Michael knows it, though he’s also mostly responsible for it."🤣🤣😭😭💀

Also, the verbal gymnastics to talk about Michael as a groundhog without quite making it clear he is really talking about a groundhog, is just nonsense. I really expected the ridiculousness to end by 15-20% into the story. An outrageous meet cute is one thing, but hinging the entire story on this groundhog misunderstanding is making me lose my patience.

Okay this is really straining the bounds of credulity. Thorne is a trained investigator, it’s really bothering him to not know if Leaf is a criminal, and he has asked more or less no questions. He saw the cameras in the garden, all he had to do was say “are these to see Michael? Can I see the video?” You can only stretch the “he’s afraid of the answer” thing so far.