Status Updates From My Cursed Vagina: A Memoir

the fact that they lived on hollywood boulevard and i've *just seen* pretty woman for the first time (musical version) (michelle brasier version)
also i'm picturing michelle braiser's character as the LAPD worker that answered the phone OBVIOUSLY

"I called the police once and the woman on the other end of the line asked "does he seem angry at you in particular or just at the world?"" lmaooooooooo

i forgot i was reading this and i refuse to dnf this far in

Thank god that’s finished. I did not find this woman funny in the least. I can’t understand all the high ratings and glowing reviews about how heart warming and hilarious this was. She was a giant attention seeking child in a woman’s body.

Is this really a memoir? Is there really a person out there who believes in this stuff?? Who actually makes these decisions?? And still there’s been nothing amusing yet.

She really is an idiot. How old did she say she was? 36? More like 18.

So far the Author shows that she is a gullible moron but it isn’t funny in the least.