Status Updates From Leave and Come Back

Kavis gay I’m calling it rn and maybe she’ll get w liv

Veena perima stop interrupting and please let them makeout

“The only things Leo knows about Bangalore are that it’s the tech capital of India, that his company has an office there, and that it’s reverted officially to its precolonial name, Bengaluru. But he can work with this”

So why does he know absolute ball

“Sometimes, in very small balconies, very big feelings just come out.”

Omg is this an ode to “in very big countries, small small things happen”?

“I just can’t believe your solution to the problem is to take your clothes off.”
“You should try it.” He lowers his voice. “And let me watch.”


WHY WAS HE SO SMOOTH EITH THAT OMG

Mrs. Briganza? Kuch kuch hota hai crossover?

This is so exciting. I can’t wait for the wedding!

“Let’s just say I’ve found some low-hanging fruit.”
Ykw I like this one this was niche

“I don’t know. This feels like some high-level hijinks to me,”
Leo says,
free hand rubbing the back of his neck.
“Well, they’re not called low-jinks!”

Oh hell to the no

I can’t tell whether I enjoy the cliche or not