Status Updates From Sweet Oblivion (Love & Lega...

Oh my gosh Bash is still the beeeest 😭😭😭

“**Lucky has left the chat**
**Hendrix has left the chat**
**Ryker has left the chat**
Kaleigh:Pussies.”
Exactly!!!

“Badass Book Club
Jamie:What’s this shit you’ve got us reading this time, Dillan?
Dillan:It’s called a why choose.
Hendrix:It’s called a gang bang.”
THIS KILLED ME AHAHAH he ain’t wrong

WHY IS NO ONE WASHING THEIR DAMN HANDS?

I’m pretty sure half of my apartment building heard me gasp rn

“That anything that happened to her was her fault?Because if you are,I swear on my legal license that I will have your badge before my head hits the pillow tonight.And I promise you,I’ll sleep like a baby after.”I take it back.I don’t want to be Ryker when I grow up.I want to be Olivia.”
Wait till you meet her mum.. Scarlet is the final boss!

Uuuuf… Scarlet is there.. it’s gonna get bloody 😬

“Therapist: What do we say to people who want to be involved in our lives?
Me: No.
Therapist: Do better, Delaney.
Me: Welcome to the shit show. Buckle up. It’s going to be a bumpy ride.
Therapist: No.
Me: Well, I tried.”

I support that

OH MY GOD SHE HAS A PIG AHAHAHAHAH