Status Updates From This Love is Undeniable

“Okay, that was like the most romantic thing in the history of forever, but panties stay on, you two."

At least it's a quick read. The wooing and courting is kind of nice.

“You know, if you really want to try to help with these, you can grate the butter [...]"

Grating butter? Hmmm. Must be frozen. Good tip.

By page 64 of 491:

She says she's sorry she broke her ex's heart when she couldn't come out.
She wants a second chance.
Ex forgives her and says they can try being friends.
She decides she's going to star in a film with her ex where they are lesbian lovers.

What's the rest of the 427 pages going to be about? Aren't we done here?

Pg 11:

"She plucked a pinot noir from a vineyard in the Pacific Northwest that she and Cassie had found on a girls’ trip after her breakup from the rack [...]"

Oh my God. Ouch. Painful, painful sentence structure. Run on, much? The last 3 words are superfluous. Ugh. Just, no.