Status Updates From Where the library hides

“Who knows where the library hides?” Hi

Dude I fucking knew the library of Alexandria was about to pu I was like where the fuck is the library in the title

Whit slowly lifted his face, his eyes meeting mine. "Inez, at first I wanted to find the sheet to get out of a marriage I didn't want. Now, more than anything, I want to find the Chrysopoeia to save a marriage I desperately want." Bow bow bow

“You want to know why I saved your life? I can think of no better act to show how much I love you. This world would not be the same without you in it, and I don't ever want to find out what that feels like. If I have to follow you across a desert, I will. If I have to jump into the Nile, again and again, I will. If I have to leap in front of a thousand bullets, I will."
"I will always love you."

“I’m yours”

“INEX YOU ATE THR LOVE OF MY KIFE I WILL BOT LOSE YOY NOW” GODDDD WHIT

Fucking knew it never sleep on my GOAT whit and his intuition (8/10 times)

“: you have well and truly lost me." She peered up at me gravely. "You do know that, don't you?"
I was oddly lightheaded. As if I wasn't getting
enough air. "I do."
Inez nodded, her face pale. "And the truth is, maybe losing me isn't significant to you. It might be a shallow wound that will heal over quickly, not even leave a scar." She inhaled. "But the hole in my heart won't ever heal."

GEEEEEZ….

“Because I really loved you.”

Sorry Inez lol

Motherfucker INEZ U ARE STUCK TO THE CARPET THIS MAN SERIOUSLY DGAF ABOUT BEING THE HERO CAN WE BE SERIOUSSS

“Please don’t call me that. We’re not strangers. We’re not even acquaintances.”

“Because one day that’s all you’ll be to me.”

Inez FUCKING COOL IT GODDDDDD

I like this squad we have here

Tio ric gets no fuckin break

QUIETLY DIVORCE U AINT NO WAY

Lmao he’s the most pissed about the no kissing part lol

Omg part 2 already I mean ig first quarter low point

Omg he stole her money FUCK

Lmao siblings everywhere

LMFAOOOOO ISADORA IS YO SISTERRRRR

GASP MR FINCASTLE AND INDORA I KNEW SHE WAS SUS

I knew one day she’d look at me the same if my plan failed

What dat mean Whit

This would be such a good movie

"Usually you catch on quickly," Whit was saying.
"behavior with no thought to what I feel-"
"-where he was obviously listening-"
We both broke off at the same time.
"What?" Whit asked. "Pompous behavior?"
I blinked. "Catch on quickly? My uncle was lis-
tening at the door?"
We stared at each other in bafflement.
"What the bloody hell are you talking about?"

“We’re married!” “Too late, I’m ruined.”
“Inez. Bloody hell”