Status Updates From The Darkest Part of the Forest

It’s taking kinda longggg 😭 and I miss Jude and Cardan again ‼️😔 so I was kinda bored cause I don’t really like the mcs and then I was interested when we talking about the faerie in the coffin and curses and faerieland and evil 😈 but then we went back to the characters and I got bored but then he woke up so now I’m like 🫨

“If normal was what you wanted, then you’d be living in Chicago.”

Damn lol

‘“We weren’t—I mean, not really—” Jack started, making gestures toward the bed that Ben thought meant “I am not trying to dishonor your sister, although it is possible that I am hoping to have sex with her,” at the same time Hazel began apologizing for ditching Ben.’

I just want less teen drama and more creepy faerie action 😭

“...Whether that person was your brother’s best friend or a sleeping prince in a glass prison or a girl who kissed you at a party, the moment you wanted more than just touching your mouth to theirs, they became terrifying and you became terrified.”

I, too, remember being a horny teenager lmao

“The hardest thing about being wanted was the hardest thing about wanting—wanting badly enough that it gave you a stomachache, wanting in the way that was partly about kissing and partly about swallowing whole, the way a snake gulps down a mouse or the Big Bad Wolf gulps down Red Riding Hood—wanting turned someone you felt like you knew into a stranger....”

👁️👄👁️

“...But if you don’t want to go with them, you’re going to have to lash yourself to the bed like sailors who lashed themselves to masts to avoid jumping into the sea with Sirens.”

Wtf

“Together, they made a plan. Her husband hid himself in the house while Bola went to the market, leaving the baby sleeping behind a latched door, just as before. Her husband watched as the child stood, his body stretching as he grew to the size of a ten-year-old. Then he began eating. He ate yams, locust beans, ripe mangos, pawpaw, and savory plantains, washing it all down with water from a calabash....”

Wtf